krawkward:

i am honestly terrible with cuisine and i’m not sure what qualifies as a hors d’oeuvre or if it’s just whatever goes as an appetizer, but i figured i shall nonetheless take you through the world of neopian cuisine, show you some fancy food, discuss the deliciousness quotient. unfortunately my…

Aight. So there’s way too many items made from blumaroos for me to feel comfortable. At first I theorized that there’s this anti-blumaroo sentiment common among other pets. But then I realized blumaroos live on Roo Island, which is basically a kingdom of debauchery.

So there’s a lot of blumaroos with hardcore vore fetishes who willingly let themselves get killed in eaten a la the Armin Meiwes incident.

Expect to see me doing a Let’s Play of it with my pet dove Lennon in the near future. 

neopianpsychopath:

Well…

I’m not at 600 followers yet, but I decided to do a giveaway anyway! :D

Thank you all so much for following me and making this blog a success. I never thought in a million years I’d get this many followers. Give yourselves a hug because you’re FREAKING AWESOME.

… And with all that stupid…

I do great things with my life.

neopianpsychopath:

Remember when people used to have music playing on their userlookups?

I used to have a Hey Now You’re a All Star midi blasting on my GOFFICK WEREWOLF user lookup.